Hmm... getting more n more lazy to blog... omg.. y man... i duno whether izit i haf too much time to spare or i m too tired to blog... kept wondering wat can i blog about... arghz! haha...

Anyway nth much but juz wana share wif u guys... what i haf encountered recently at work. This is e first time in my life i met with such a fit and not bad looking guy who has got a mental problem... I duno how i should describe it but all i can say was... he is reali out of his mind. He is 24/7 drunk or i shd say always, u can see him very tipsy and spouting nonsense asking nonsensical questions. Consecutively 3 days i see him.
First day, he is drunk and he took out his shirt. Asking my colleague this question,
"Do you have an envelope?"
"Sorry sir, can i noe why do u nid an envelope for? my colleague asked.
"I want to put 50K inside."
"wah! 50K ah... " my colleague said.
"Ya, 50K.. later got someone coming here to give mi"

He is seriously crazy... asking for juz an envelope to put 50K and he could even tel ppl tat he would be receiving 50K...
After which, he said: "I duno why i m here. I was asked to mit up wif a client here. But ah, i m a Singaporean.. r u a singaporean? who in-charge of Singapore ah? u noe anot?"
my colleague : "who in-charge singapore ah! Lee Kuan Yew lor... go and tok to him la! (giggling)"

Can u believe it... wat a question he can ask... call himself a Singaporean too... goodness.. malu man!

Second day, again he was drunk and tipsy but dis time he took out his shirt and pants and left with only his army green calvin klein boxer. He walked to where me and my colleagues were and he started to say e same thing again...
"I seriously duno why i m here.. can u tel mi?"
"how e hell will i noe y u r here when u urself dun even noe tat..." tats wat i thought.
"y u duno?" I asked.
"i reali duno!...ppl say i come den e mystery will be solved!"
"huh! mystery ah... hmmm......" i was tinking again... (another nonsense)
"then.. wat abt ur frens? where r ur frens?"
"I duno!... i dun haf frens... u all r all my frens lor!.. See... all these ppl here r all my frens lor!"
"not again.. another nonsense" I thought.
"wah! wat a nice watch u've got! i oso haf! mine is better.. got video summore.. u wan i can gif u..."
"wat! watch got video ah! so good ah!"
"ya reali.. no problem.. i can gif u.. not only u...ur colleague all oso can get... u call mi or email mi la.. i can gif all of u"
"r u serious anot... reali u wan to gif?"
"ya.. i gif den u all take... but haf u all heard of this phrase "muz gif and take" so i gif u all take den when u guys take oredi muz gif back ok! cannot take den nv gif or gif den nv take... so muz gif and take ok..."
"orh.. ok...!" i replied and walked away.

After which i told all colleagues...1st day he took out his shirt, second day he took out his shirt and pants.. so wat abt third day? is he going to be naked? haha... we shall wait and c ...

Thats how e guy actually talks... goodness.. scary man... e more i see him e more i wan to avoid him... so basically on e third day, when my colleague and i first saw him, he is still in his army green calvin klein boxer(looks like he din bathe), we quickly made ourselves disappear in front of him... we will try all means to get rid of him, stay away from him... avoid toking to him. All he wants is all of our attention which we all avoid giving him bcos we are self protecting ourselves. A drunken man can do anyting at anytime anywhere so better be safe den sorry.

Sayonara!!!