Defination
1. Outgoing Personality = Always going out of the office.
2. Great Presentation skill = Able to bullshit.
3. Good Communication skills = Spend lots of time on phone.
4. Work is first priority = Too ugly to get a date.
5. Active socially = Drinks alot.
6. Independent worker = nobody knows what he/she does.
7. Quick thinking = Offers plausible excuses.
8. Careful thinker = Won't make decision.
9. Uses logics on difficult job = Gets someone else to do it.
10. Expresses themselves well = Speaks English.
11. Meticulous attention to detail = A knit picker
12. Has leadership Qualities = Is tall or has a louder voice.
13. Exceptionally good judgement = lucky.
14. Keen sense of humour = Knows alot of dirty jokes.
15. Career minded = Back Stabber.
16. Loyal = Can't get a job anywhere else.
17. Plans for promotion advancement = buys drinks for all the boys.
18. Of Great value to the organisation = Gets to work on time.
19. Relaxed attitude = Sleeps at desk.
Sayonara!!!
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