Joke of the day.

A girl from Tibet went to Shanghai for a job interview. To test her English, China boss ask to create sentences with: green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black. She answered:
"I hear phone GREEN GREEN, then i go and PINK up the phone, and i say YELLOW, BLUES that? WHITE did you say? Oh wrong number, don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?"
Boss say: "U can go BLACK now and wait for phone GREEN GREEN."


Alrite man! This is a good one rite... haha...


Next,
THE VALUE OF A WOMAN:
Be careful if you make a woman cry, cos God counts her tears. A woman came out of a mans' rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior over, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.


Tats all for today dude!

Sign off.

Sayonara!!!